From the recording Third Flagon
Lyrics
I used to love the Fly Girls in the late 80's
Jaylo who's still fine shankin'that shaker
And you've got the Hammer Time baggy pants and all
Dancing on the stage like floating on water
Now there's a locomotive roarin like a thunder
Can I get a witness no one dances like Da Tunk
Now you've got Thomas if he hears a Latin beat
It makes him want to dance, makes him want to move his feet
There's my boy Chin with his hands up in the air
Tappin girls on the rump, and they don't even care
Cause there's a locomotive roarin like a thunder
Can I get a witness no one dances like Da Turk
Hey now Judith when you're out there on the floor
Dancing grinning cheek to cheek, all our ladies and much more
My girl when she's out there dancing in her zone
If I tried some of her moves, I'd probably break me bones
Cause Franken rock is how's its been described when I dance
I can barely chew some gum and buckle up me pants
Vanilla Gorilla, its an energy you can't compare
Not howlin at the moon, more howlin like Ric Flare
Cause there's a locomotive roarin like a thunder
Can I get a witness no one dances like Da Turk
No one dances like Da Turk.