Ode to Jimmy Butters

by Ass Pocket Whiskey Fellas

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    Ode To Jimmy Butters

     

     

    Ode To Jimmy Butters

     

    Waterin’ holes and the local pub.

    A place where the fellas can cop some suds.

    They congerate, at times in droves.

    That’s where the Blarney starts to flow.

    Fellas !

     

    Ya better think about where you’re gonna sit.

    Might be an issue, could cause a fit.

    Like I said or did I stutter,

    That seat belongs to Jimmy Butters.

     

    Chorus

    All the Liar Corner Lads are just killin’ time.

    To the ones not forgotten, I’ll raise my pint.

    All the Liar Corner Lads are just killin’ time.

    Raise your pint and say, “Hey !”

    “Jimmy Butters, we’re doin’ fine !”

     

    A friend had some troubles the night before.

    Seems little darlin’ walked out the door.

    Ya better snatch that change from the old tin can.

    Off to the Blarney Stone for Black and Tans.

    Fellas !

     

    It’s come full circle, it took awhile.

    That local pub, from the house about a mile.

    Familiar faces all down the line.

    Liar Corner Lads just killin’ time

     

    Chorus

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Handover Fyste

    Handover Fyste

     

    (Music &Lyrics George Davis/Arrangement assist J. Laux)

     

    He Drank hand over fist, be it whiskey or beer

    Drinkin’, women and song are the things he holds dear

    And he’d relish a fight… aye, there’s none he would fear

    And they all called him Handover Fyste

    (CHORUS)

    HEY HI HANDOVER, HEY HI HANDOVER

    HEY HI HANDOVER, ANOTHER PINT TO ME

    (VERSE)

    TELL ME SIR WHERE CAN I FIND

    A PLACE TO LOSE WHAT’S ON MY MIND

    TELL SIR WHERE CAN I FIND

    A PLACE TO GET A DRINK

     

    UP THE ROAD A FURLONG PASSED

    A PLACE THEY CALL THE HARLOT’S GASH

    THERE’S BEER AND WHISKEY IN A GLASS

    IF YOU CAN STAND THE STINK

     

    I MADE IN THROUGH THE TAVERN DOOR

    TO WHERE THE BEER AND WHISKEY POURED

    WAS SERVED A PINT AND THEN TWO MORE

    BY THE OLD ONE EYED BARKEEP

    (LINE 2X)

    (VERSE)

    I SPIED A LASS WITH LIGHT GREEN EYES

    OF AMPLE BREASTS AND SLENDER THIGHS

    HER DANCING CAUSED ME PANTS TO RISE

    I KNEW I’D NOT RESIST

     

    I DOWNED MY DRINK AND STOLE A KISS

    HER MAN HE SWANG, BUT THEN HE MISSED

    THAT’S WHEN HIS FACE IT FOUND ME FIST

    HE DROPPED JUST LIKE A STONE

     

    ANOTHER DRINK HAD EASED MY IRE

    THE LASS OBLIGED TO QUENCH MY FIRE

    HER HEAD IT BOBBED UNTIL SHE TIRED

    MY TREE UNLEASHED ITS SAP

    (CHORUS)

    HEY HI HANDOVER, HEY HI HANDOVER

    HEY HI HANDOVER, ANOTHER PINT TO ME

    (BREAKDOWN) FIDDLE SOLO

     (CHORUS)

    HEY HI HANDOVER, HEY HI HANDOVER

    HEY HI HANDOVER, ANOTHER PINT TO ME

    (LINE OUT)

     

     

     

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    I P A

    IPA

     

    Drinkin all day

    IPA yea-yea

    High time to order

    Deep dark ass porter

     

    12 noon I’m in the mood, got a hopped up attitude

    Ass pocket full of cash, to the pub I made a dash

    Cancel all plans for today to the pub I made my way

    Gonna grip a Sculpin at the bar, that’s the best idea so far

     

    Been drinkin all day

    IPA yea-yea

    Its high time to order

    A deep dark ass porter

     

     

    Been at the bar for so long felt little like Neil Armstrong

    One step for man then mankind, to the hole I gotta drain the line

    Oh ya I gotta be somewhere, the Fellas at Mike’s lair

    Wanna get to fellin’ right, IPA nothing lite

     

    Been drinkin all day

     IPA yea-yea

    It’s high time to order

    A deep dark ass porter

     

    (solo)

     

    Drinkin all day

    IPA yea-yea yea-yea

    High time to order

    Deep dark ass porter

     

    Drinkin all day

    IPA yea-yea yea-yea

    Sit down now lets gather

    Nothing else matters

     

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    Sharque E. Neaux

    Sharque E. Neauxe

     

    Eric always said I should get a boat

    I said why when my kayak floats

    TC harkened Sharky-No’s for sale

    4th glass of wine I said what the hell

    Yah yah

    Price was right never was an issue

    Handed me the title, offered him a tissue

    Happy boat owners, one begins one ends

    Gonna rip some lips like every weekend

    Oh ya

    Brought her home the motor wasn’t right

    Took it to the man who could make it tight

    His name is Godefroot the Hungarian MacGyver

    Got the motor humming purring like a tiger

    Oh ya

    She’s a 14-foot aluminum hull

    2 stroke 25 starts with one pull

    5-gallon tank, she’s good on gas

    Deceptive speed I say it hauls ass

    Hell ya

    (Chorus)

    Sharque Neauxe

    She want to has to gots to go go go

    She want to has to gots to go go go

     

    Doc and I clocked the maiden voyage

    De Anza cove to the OB pier edge

    Sturty put a sheen on the wood side panels

    Caught the first Spotty in Cays South Channel

    Yea ya

    Everingham from the ramp about a mile

    Got bait thanks to OB, Kev and Kyle

    Sardine or Chovy pin one on drop down

    Gonna hang a Hali, its pound for pound

    Oh ya

    Capacity says 5 will fit

    670 pounds that’s it

    Ask Mike or Juan, 3 for Crappy fishin

    Or Ellis and Patches always on a mission

    Yay ya

    She’s no Nortonizer not even close

    To the back of El Cap 10 minutes or so

    Around the point all over La Jolla

    Been to Catalina, how’s that say BooYaa

    Hell ya

    (Chorus)

    Sharque Neauxe

    She want to has to gots to go go go

    She want to has to gots to go go go

    Sharque Neauxe

    She want to has to gots to go go go

    She want to has to gots to go go go

     

     

     

     

      

     

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